Colonial Limner

I work as a colonial Limer.  A Limer is someone who paints other people for money. I have done landscapes but boss says i need to stick with people. Heck he does not even pay me much but i am greatull. The people that come are mean. There is a old lady that comes. I think her name is marble. And they won’t  stop texting when i am working! if you don’t know what texting is it is where people get some paper and put that paper on a bird. Anyways some people mix their paints powders. Me i just dye my paints. I mean it’s a good job if you really think about it. the kings coming got to go!